Spring Newsletter

Fresh Start Dane Rescue

Save One ‘Til There are None

FSDR: Spring 2018

 

Upcoming events:

May 19th & 20th, 2018 – Lincoln Big Stop just outside Fredericton NB

June 10th, 2018 – Doggie Expo at the 4Pad 261 Commodore Drive, Dartmouth NS

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Fresh Start volunteers will have a booth at this really great expo put on every year in support of the Greyhound Pets of Atlantic Canada.

 

The Event will located at 261 Commodore Drive, Dartmouth NS at the 4Pad from 10 AM – 4 PM

Recipe Corner:

Here’s a place we’ll share recipes that have been tested by members.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/27197/birthday-bones/

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No SADDLE For This Dane!!!!!

 

“You got a saddle for that thing?” ?
For those of you who can’t tell the difference:
How to tell a Great Dane from a horse-
If it neighs, it’s a horse
If it “whoo-whoo”s, its a Great Dane.
If you have to put shoes on it, it’s a horse.
If it chews on your new shoes, it’s a Great Dane.
If it grazes in the pasture, it’s a horse.
If it grazes off the kitchen counter, it’s a Great Dane.
If it leans on a fence, it’s a horse.
If it leans on you, it’s a Great Dane.
If it sleeps in the barn, it’s a horse.
If it sleeps on your bed, it’s a Great Dane.
If it drinks water from a trough, it’s a horse.
If it drinks water from a sink, it’s a Great Dane.
If it runs back to the barn just before a thunderstorm, it’s a horse.
If it runs and sits on your lap during a thunderstorm, it’s a Great Dane.
If it produces piles of manure, it’s a horse.
If it rolls in piles of manure, it’s a Great Dane.
If it swats flies with it’s tail, it’s a horse.
If it swats people with it’s tail, it’s a Great Dane.
If it eats grass, it’s a horse.
If it eats grass and then throws up on your carpet, it’s a Great Dane.
If your vet drives an old pickup truck, it’s a horse.
If your vet drives a new Mercedes, it’s a Great Dane.
If it’s the head of it’s herd, it’s a horse.
If it’s the head of your house, it’s a Great Dane.

 

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Content Needed: Want to Contribute?

If you are a great dane dog lover, rescue minded person or have some great writing skills and you’d like to contribute to our newsletter, we’d like to start creating a quarterly publication.

Just send an email to brandie@freshstartdanerescue.ca